[笑話] 香港腳

看板joke作者 (saBna)時間9年前 (2016/10/03 23:04), 9年前編輯推噓49(51推 2噓 11→)
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在公車上 有位小姐一直聞到臭味 耐不住性子的她起身向所有乘客詢問 「到底是誰製造的臭味阿?」 結果一個外國人默默的舉手說 「對不起，小姐，我香港腳」 然後外國人就被吉了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.255.22.116 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1475507054.A.3A2.html ※ 編輯: aboHuang (111.255.22.116), 10/03/2016 23:06:27
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10/03 23:29, , 1F
有梗
10/03 23:29, 1F
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10/03 23:36, , 2F
小姐~你要不要醒蕉?
10/03 23:36, 2F
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10/03 23:59, , 3F
外國人才不會被吉
10/03 23:59, 3F
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10/04 00:01, , 4F
小姐，要信教嗎?
10/04 00:01, 4F
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10/04 00:12, , 5F
念好幾遍才懂 不過怎會被吉
10/04 00:12, 5F
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10/04 00:15, , 6F
一定不帥
10/04 00:15, 6F
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10/04 00:34, , 7F
一定不是高加索白人
10/04 00:34, 7F
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10/04 00:51, , 8F
香港腳不會臭啊
10/04 00:51, 8F
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10/04 01:33, , 9F
肛交臭了嗎
10/04 01:33, 9F
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10/04 01:34, , 10F
肛肛噴屎很臭
10/04 01:34, 10F
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10/04 01:40, , 11F
小姐：我也想
10/04 01:40, 11F
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10/04 01:49, , 12F
燙足爽
10/04 01:49, 12F
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10/04 02:20, , 13F
CCR：You want Double Channels?
10/04 02:20, 13F
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10/04 03:04, , 14F
一定不帥
10/04 03:04, 14F
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10/04 04:14, , 15F
我～想～肛～腳（老外腔
10/04 04:14, 15F
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10/04 04:18, , 16F
不錯
10/04 04:18, 16F
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10/04 07:45, , 17F
幹念了兩遍才懂www
10/04 07:45, 17F
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10/04 08:02, , 18F
幹，很壞欸
10/04 08:02, 18F
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10/04 08:03, , 19F
阿姑拿馬踏她
10/04 08:03, 19F
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10/04 08:34, , 20F
唸三遍才懂
10/04 08:34, 20F
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10/04 09:11, , 21F
我在客廳念了十次才懂 我媽還問我在幹嘛==
10/04 09:11, 21F
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10/04 09:11, , 22F
幹ˊ▽ˋˊ▽ˋˊ▽ˋ
10/04 09:11, 22F
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10/04 09:24, , 23F
情色
10/04 09:24, 23F
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10/04 09:29, , 24F
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10/04 10:03, , 25F
吉
10/04 10:03, 25F
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10/04 10:11, , 26F
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10/04 10:11, 26F
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10/04 10:13, , 27F
推一定不帥
10/04 10:13, 27F
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10/04 10:16, , 28F
XDD
10/04 10:16, 28F
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10/04 10:26, , 29F
這好笑
10/04 10:26, 29F
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10/04 10:32, , 30F
XDDD
10/04 10:32, 30F
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10/04 10:59, , 31F
看推文才懂www
10/04 10:59, 31F
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10/04 11:05, , 32F
外國人不帥也很耐斯的 才不會被吉
10/04 11:05, 32F
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10/04 11:29, , 33F
才不會被吉，直接回房間好嗎
10/04 11:29, 33F
噓
10/04 11:34, , 34F
肛腳......低能
10/04 11:34, 34F
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10/04 11:39, , 35F
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10/04 11:39, 35F
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10/04 11:40, , 36F
肛交臭惹嗎
10/04 11:40, 36F
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10/04 11:56, , 37F
肛交啦 聽成肛腳的是怎樣
10/04 11:56, 37F
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10/04 12:15, , 38F
想好久
10/04 12:15, 38F
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10/04 12:20, , 39F
XDD
10/04 12:20, 39F
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10/04 12:41, , 40F
有笑有推
10/04 12:41, 40F
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10/04 12:42, , 41F
超級好奇沒看推文就懂的人腦袋到底都在想什麼
10/04 12:42, 41F
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10/04 12:52, , 42F
你結尾應該是小姐就把屁股翹起來比較有笑點
10/04 12:52, 42F
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10/04 13:09, , 43F
外國人才不會被吉呢
10/04 13:09, 43F
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10/04 13:14, , 44F
看了沒懂 學外國人念一遍 秒懂wwwww
10/04 13:14, 44F
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10/04 13:34, , 45F
Wrong Hole
10/04 13:34, 45F
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10/04 13:36, , 46F
XDDDD,後座力好強，哈哈哈
10/04 13:36, 46F
噓
10/04 13:38, , 47F
嗯
10/04 13:38, 47F
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10/04 14:36, , 48F
幫外國人QQ
10/04 14:36, 48F
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10/04 15:41, , 49F
幹...XD，我沒看推文年三次才懂
10/04 15:41, 49F
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10/04 15:49, , 50F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
10/04 15:49, 50F
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10/04 16:01, , 51F
月工 月工 女子 ~
10/04 16:01, 51F
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10/04 16:17, , 52F
我大懶腳
10/04 16:17, 52F
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10/04 16:23, , 53F
外國人難吉R
10/04 16:23, 53F
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10/04 16:59, , 54F
想跟小姐肛交錯了嗎??吉屁
10/04 16:59, 54F
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10/04 19:19, , 55F
靠XDD
10/04 19:19, 55F
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10/04 20:40, , 56F
一定是東南亞人
10/04 20:40, 56F
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10/04 22:23, , 57F
所以外國人會怎麼唸？我都一直唸成山東人
10/04 22:23, 57F
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10/05 00:11, , 58F
一定是黑人
10/05 00:11, 58F
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10/05 00:22, , 59F
87~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
10/05 00:22, 59F
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10/05 08:52, , 60F
內褲馬上脫掉才是正解吧
10/05 08:52, 60F
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10/05 17:18, , 61F
髒髒
10/05 17:18, 61F
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10/05 18:28, , 62F
然後司機默默把車停下來了。
10/05 18:28, 62F
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10/06 02:25, , 63F
清流非CCR推
10/06 02:25, 63F
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10/06 12:33, , 64F
直覺是"想幹腳"
10/06 12:33, 64F
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