[笑話] 貓和雞在橋上走

看板joke作者 (PatheticApathy)時間7年前 (2016/09/19 22:59), 編輯推噓836(862推 26噓 37→)
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今天跟大家講一個寓言故事： 有一天有一隻貓和雞在橋上走。 One day a cat and a chicken are walking on a bridge. 貓失足掉下了橋，掉進下面的河。 The cat accidently slipped and fell into the river. 雞看到了貓掉下去就開心大笑 The chicken laughed happily when he saw the cat fell into the river. So the illusion is whenever there is a wet pussy, there will be a happy cock! x 請五樓翻譯最後一句～ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 125.230.90.207 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1474297151.A.72F.html
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師爺
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給我翻譯翻譯
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瘋狂
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翻譯年糕
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因此有個迷思就是:趕貓用濕時，雞樂一下
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五樓XDD
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我到底看了三小
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5樓比較好笑XDDDD
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推5樓XDDD
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神串留名
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五樓XD
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有機會爆
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5樓太強~會爆~
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三小XDDDDD
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XDDDD
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推五樓
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五樓XDDDDDD
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推五樓…
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5樓神
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XD，五樓聯想力很厲害
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專業五樓XD!
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五樓你...XDDD
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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五樓超專業
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五樓XDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈三小啦XDDDDD
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挖賽這..
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五樓wwww
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xDDDD好久沒看到厲害的五樓了
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只能推五樓了
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不愧是五樓
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好球五樓
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五樓翻譯王
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5樓神回覆
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五樓專業
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五樓XD
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五樓神回啦XD
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幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還有 846 則推文
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五樓大神
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朝聖推
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5f 真神人也XDDD
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幹5樓實在太神
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5F翻譯系？
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幹五樓太猛XD
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應該是串好的不過好笑
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5F救了這串XD"
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幹 超強五樓！XDDDDDDDD
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朝聖潮濕(欸
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這翻譯很棒阿 照原文翻ㄧ定給噓
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五樓果然不負眾望
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5樓就世界
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5樓救了這篇
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有笑給推XD
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5樓的力量啊
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噓
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神串
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5樓太強了
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五樓棒棒
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太猛了啦五樓哥！
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新北投
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翻的很好我給87分
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專業5F復活啦！
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五樓太猛了吧
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太屌啦~
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55555
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強
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XD
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!!!太厲害了
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不愧是五樓
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噓
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紅明顯說套好的五樓也隔很久才留言應該不是吧!
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朝聖
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朝聖推！
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5樓神回 跪了
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5樓超強~哈哈哈哈哈!
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神五樓
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