[笑話] 必不得已而去，於斯三者何先？
子貢問政。
子曰：「足食。 足兵。民信之矣。」
子貢 曰：「必不得已而去，於斯 三者何先？」
曰：「去兵。 」
子貢曰：「那甜度需要調整嗎？」
曰： 「半糖，謝謝。對了，我還要袋子！」
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