[笑話] 我在學校跟老師做愛

看板joke作者 (o.o)時間8年前 (2016/06/13 04:08), 編輯推噓45(79推 34噓 16→)
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媽媽：怎麼比平常晚回來 小明：我在學校跟老師做愛 媽媽聽了很氣憤： 你才幾歲就做這種事 到房間裏等你爸回來 爸爸回來聽了媽媽說小明在學校做的事 臉上露出一抹竊笑 爸爸走進小明房間： 兒子幹的好 走，帶你去買你一直想要的東西 父子倆來到了腳踏車店 爸爸幫小明買了台他夢寐以求的吉安特 爸爸：兒子，把他騎回去吧！ 小明：我肛門還在痛 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 59.115.137.31 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1465762099.A.025.html
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對不起 我嘴角失守了
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有笑
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嘻嘻
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XD
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你那邊來得及 別讓馬英九連任
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可以不要跟劉鶚借龜甲來抄嗎...
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看不懂
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有笑
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得踢
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雖然老梗但還是笑了..
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ㄅㄘㄨㄛ
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笑了
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嘴角失手
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這超好笑..
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哈哈......
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嘴角上揚
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靠腰XDDD
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老師不要
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求解釋QQ
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XDDDDDDDD
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好懷念看不懂得時期啊
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求解釋
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.....
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樓上 笑點是小明因為不能騎車而錯失禮物
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老梗還拖太長
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髒髒的
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原來是受啊
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......幹 我老了 這種老笑話居然這麼多人沒聽過
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兒子：爸爸我突然不想要腳踏車了 因為坐了屁股會痛
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沒想到已經到了這笑話老到沒人聽過的年代了...
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還有 50 則推文
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吉安特 是我一定吉!
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現在這笑話已經政治不正確了吧
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我沒看過欸XDDDDDD
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時代眼淚
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多久了
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老梗
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拜託快告訴大家總統不要投給馬市長
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還真沒聽過
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是沒聽過......但爸爸一開始是在高興什麼？
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以為兒子搞到女老師覺得有出息
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沒聽過可是猜到結局XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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我阿公當年用這個笑話追到我阿嬤
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87分不能再高了 XDD
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笑了xd
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有上揚 上面的不能尊重老笑話哦
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我真的沒聽過
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有笑有推 哈哈！
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不錯笑
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好久好久的故事～
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是媽媽告訴我～
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哈哈哈哈哈哈
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盤古開天
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原來XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我老了 QQ
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感覺起來有梗，但不好笑
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xd
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無聊 反詐騙
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老闆，不要坐墊可以折多少？
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