Fw: [問卦] 人馬怎麼擦屁股
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作者: sigmaaldrich (專賣化學藥品) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 人馬怎麼擦屁股
時間: Fri May 6 05:08:44 2016
※ 引述《osan (我也喜歡郭雪芙!!!!)》之銘言:
: 人馬真的是種很帥的生物
: 那個腹肌配上強健的馬腿
: 阿斯~~
: 但是人馬大便完到底都怎麼擦屁股的?
: 有沒有人馬系的出來幫小弟解惑一下?
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: Sent from JPTT on my HTC_Butterfly_s_901s.
有一個人去參觀地獄
發現下地獄的人都變成人馬
人馬拉屎以後
想伸手到後面擦
結果手不夠長
所以地獄的人馬屁眼就都是屎 很臭
這個人又去參觀天堂
發現上天堂的人都變成人馬
人馬拉屎以後
別的人馬伸手幫牠擦
牠也會伸手幫別的人馬擦
所以天堂的人馬屁眼都很乾淨
從這一段譬喻就可以知道,什麼是天堂?能把歡喜給人、把福利給人,大家互相讚美、尊
重,就是天堂。什麼是地獄?不重視大眾,不顧念他人,不為別人設想,自私自利,就是
地獄。
因此,天堂、地獄不在他方,就在我們自己的心中。可以說,每一個人一天當中,在天堂
、地獄裡來回好多次,一念善心起,就是天堂,一念惡心起,地獄即現前。自己不妨可以
想一想,我究竟是上天堂多呢?還是下地獄多呢?
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