[笑話] 氫離子

看板joke作者 (=rdrdθ=ρdρdφ)時間8年前 (2016/04/13 13:06), 7年前編輯推噓32(43推 11噓 28→)
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有一天 一個氫離子去酒吧喝酒 一進門 bartender就對他說 "看來你剛失去了一個電子 不要太難過啦 下一個會更好" 氫離子說... "No, I'm positive!" -- ▽‧D = ρ ▽ ×E = －∂B/∂t ▽‧B = 0 ▽ ×H = J + ∂D/∂t -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.116.112.31 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1460523966.A.BD3.html
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我真的看不懂。
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有小問
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有洨問的笑話 不錯
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1.不懂英文 2.不懂物理
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樓下理組
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你的簽名檔很煩
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Positive psychology
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Positive psychology is the branch of psychology tha
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t uses scientific understanding and effective inter
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vention to aid in the achievement of a satisfactory
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life, rather than treating mental illness.
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樓上真的講到重點 不過我認為vention to aid in the ach
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ievement 的 value 比較 confidence 僅供參考
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搞清楚好嗎 這裡是
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八
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噓
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嘎
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囧
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打
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手
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槍
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出
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沒有氫離子，氫失去一個電子會變成質子。
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櫃
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離子是原子電子有得失的狀態 只是剛好氫失去電子是質子
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positive就表達積極正向，啊也能是帶正電的意思啊
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應該說氫離子=質子 但不能說沒有氫離子 現實也是存在氫的
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陰離子
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教我...<(_ _)/
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文組崩潰
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噓
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全寫英文比較像完整的笑話
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有小問
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春捲皮好
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xy老師傻眼
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…沒有氫離子？
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有小問 好笑
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哈哈
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H+
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還不錯
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有小問
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洨問
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有小問 好笑
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最近有小問的笑話越來越多 好笑
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學測自然滿級分的文組推
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不太好笑耶
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我知道ion水離子...
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還滿好笑的阿XD
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學測社會滿級分的理組推
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有小問
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有小問 好笑 哈
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噓
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文組噓你
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總之笑
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快跟著笑 不要讓別人以為我們看不懂
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這個好笑
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HIV +
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文組表示竟然看得懂
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這4國中程度ㄅ
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我文組 H+不是因為少一個電子嗎? 我怎麼記得電子負電 還是
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我記錯
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XDDD
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這笑話很久了.....
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樓上沒記錯啊 他少一個帶負電的電子所以變成帶正電
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看得懂還是笑不出來
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xD
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啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
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笑點在HIV+ 不是什麼積極正向好嗎...
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ion水離子～
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快推，不然大家以為我看不懂
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難笑
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共3小?
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幫文組笑
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噓
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寶寶看不懂寶寶不說
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有小問 ， 春捲跑跑團
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自然不錯的社會組推一個
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下霰囉
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文組寶寶覺得有洨問，然後就死掉了
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快推不然人家以為我文組的
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我只想跟四樓說，這篇跟物理沒關係啊
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其實蠻好笑等XD
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看不懂 我誠實面對
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