[耍冷] 天下武功出少林

看板joke作者 (雨)時間8年前 (2016/03/12 00:42), 編輯推噓84(84推 0噓 5→)
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常言道，天下武功出少林， 鄭州一杜姓士紳，於河南頗具名望， 無奈其子少不更事，年僅十五，成天游手好閒，鄰里間稱其杜子 杜父見其子成天無所事事，乃送之前往少林習武磨性 怎料，杜子乃習武奇才，僅耗五秋，年方弱冠，其鐵布衫卻已爐火純青 方丈深感杜子學成，勸其返鄉授武 杜子乃返鄉授武，憑一手鐵布衫令其武館生意絡繹不絕 無奈樹大招風，原有武館之生意大不如昔，因此 該武館內之武師，計畫暗算杜子，奪回生意 一日，杜子行於街市，怎料衝出一群黑衣人，手持棍幫，凶神惡煞 杜子見來者不善且人多勢眾，瞬間拔腿狂奔， 忽的，前方路上岔為兩道 一道陡，一道緩 杜子二話不說，棄緩道而出發陡道 但陡道早有暗伏，杜子慘遭痛歐 怎料，杜子因其鐵布衫，竟毫髮無傷，全身依然健全 後人稱 棄道發陡，杜子被揍依全 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 180.217.29.150 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1457714536.A.3AE.html
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幹最後一句好笑XDD. LOL版的版標也改成氣到發抖了超靠北
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XDDDDDD
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這個很棒呀
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給推
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挺好
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笑炸了
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清流
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你有報備??
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氣道發抖
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笑到發抖XD
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不錯
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整個ptt都在抖惹
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笑到發抖
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這樣也可以XD
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有創意XDD
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好有創意XDD
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猛
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XD
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大俠愛吃漢堡堡，你不是大俠吃香蕉
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有笑有推
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有才
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推XD
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這樣也能扯
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怎麼這麼少推
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XDDD
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厲害哈哈
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哈哈
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天下武功出少林
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→
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少林武功嚇壞人
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被人打的昏騰騰
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一個耳光就完成
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給錢 !
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哎呀
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我會笑死
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美賣了啦
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幹XDDDdD
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好強！
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氣到發抖XDDDD
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不要浪費才能阿XD
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滿分
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讚!! 我笑到發抖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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ㄏㄏ
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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U質
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靠杯XD
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讚
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極神
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這很好笑欸 應該要爆才對啊
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神
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感覺會爆~先來留名XDDDD
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87分，不能再更高了
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讚
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cow...
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有點猛XD
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氣到發抖，肚子被揍一拳，好像是那個政治人物說的，
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笑到發抖惹
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笑了哈哈
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不能只有我看到!! 推
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你有跟中文系教授報備嗎
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有創意！
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有笑有推
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有才華
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太神啦
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太強啦！
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有笑到 推
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好猛XD
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孝道發抖~~
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你
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→
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太有才惹
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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中文系4ni?
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U文
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厲害
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哩敖！
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XDDD
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有笑有推
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