[耍冷] Dear Jean

看板joke作者atecstasy (在你身邊--留在我身邊)時間8年前 (2016/02/06 10:31)推噓7(7推 0噓 2→)

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Dear Jean, You woke me up from deep deep sleep in the cold cold morning at 4:00. Although you are very passionate, I cannot lie on the bed relaxedly. You shaked violently up and down, right and left, and lasted for a long time. I'm afraid that you also woke up my wife and children who are on the same bed. Luckily, they still fall asleep like a pig. So please nerver do this again, I just want my life smooth and steady. Thank you, dear Jean. 地震，妳在這冷冷的清晨四點將熟睡的我吵醒。雖然妳相當的熱情，但我仍然無法輕鬆享受地躺在床上。妳激烈地上下左右搖擺，而且持續好長一段時間。我很害怕妳會吵醒我同床的老婆跟小孩。很慶幸的他們仍然睡得跟豬一樣。所以下次請不要再這樣了。我只想有個安穩的日子而已。謝謝妳，地震。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.160.212.240 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1454725888.A.86D.html

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