[ＸＤ] 經典饒舌爭霸戰:死侍vs波巴‧費特(英字)
嘴砲不饒人的漫威傭兵，對上星戰宇宙中最致命的賞金獵人
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
波巴·費特電影中提到的背景很少，神秘感正是他高人氣的原因之一
But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
死侍打破第四面牆跟觀眾對話，也提到波巴最後被長得像Ｏ道的沙拉克吞掉
I do damage when I brandish my katanas
死侍的招牌武器是武士刀
in my ladybug pajamas
死侍的造型就像瓢蟲
I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
波巴基本造型就是他老爸的翻版
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
波巴接過黑武士跟賈巴的委託
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
二部曲中波巴老爸被山謬傑克森飾演的雲度殺死
Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face
波巴頭盔造型很像郵筒可以放信
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1
Slave 1是波巴的飛船名（原本是他爸的）
And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic
Cable是X戰警獨眼龍的兒子，跟死侍關係很好
I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off
死侍特徵就是碎嘴連發
Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off
死侍其實就是漫威"致敬"DC的喪鐘
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons
You got Wolverine's powers,
死侍制服眼睛部分像蜘蛛人，武器跟GI JOE的蛇眼一樣
自癒能力來自嘗試複製金鋼狼能力的武器X計畫
That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school
Dr. Killbrew是武器X計畫的負責人之一
Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool
改自波巴的台詞“He is no good to me dead”
With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!"
波巴在電影中其實台詞超少
You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face
死侍的臉非常噁
Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head
死侍有三重人格
Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices!
You're like your holiday special: Full of bad choices
這裡重現了死侍另外兩個人格的對話，黃框比較瘋癲，白框冷靜吐槽
波巴的配音在前傳上映後的DVD被改為飾演Jango Fett的演員配音
（但我覺得舊版比較有霸氣）
另外波巴在兩次經典饒舌爭霸戰的配音也不同人
星際大戰假期特別節目是約兩小時的電視電影，因為太過黑歷史從來沒有重播和發行錄影
帶。這部還有Wookie族爺爺看AV的情節喔
You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder
死侍最愛的食物是墨西哥卷餅，演員演過留級之王
And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned
迪士尼收購星戰後將六部曲以外的漫畫小說等不視為正史，包含波巴被吞掉其實沒死的
外傳作品
You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon
Jango Fett的演員是紐西蘭人，這裡用kiwi代稱
So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say
死侍不想聊電影另一個原因是他在金鋼狼電影中的形象...你懂的
Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away
煩人角色與星戰開頭的句子
And then I'll call Domino's
Domino是死侍常合作的對象
She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon
durasteel是星戰中的金屬，死侍是加拿大人
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.128.219.18
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1450421329.A.41B.html
※ tomsonchiou:轉錄至看板 SuperHeroes 12/18 14:49
推
12/18 14:50, , 1F
12/18 14:50, 1F
※ Amontillako:轉錄至看板 StarWars 12/18 15:49
推
12/18 15:57, , 2F
12/18 15:57, 2F