[XD] 一人一句負能量
http://goo.gl/UAWQDy
貼一些覺得比較好笑的
一人一句負能量語錄:
撞衫不可怕
誰醜誰尷尬
鹹魚翻了身
還是鹹魚啊
待你長髮及腰
記得拉屎要撩
雖然你長得醜
但你想的美啊
醜小鴨會變成白天鵝
不是因為他努力了
而是他父母
本來就是白天鵝
不要以為世界拋棄了你
世界根本沒空搭理你
就算你再努力玩lol
你也是進不了電競圈的
如果你特別迷戀一個人
那你一定配不上他
異性只為繁衍後代
同性才是人間真愛
一見鍾情
不過是見色起意
(女)難過的時候
要摸摸自己的胸
告訴自己
你是個男孩子要堅強
畢業不分手
異地綠成狗
沒有外表
誰他媽看你內心
世界上99%的事
都能用錢解決
如果有人給你一億
讓你吃屎你吃嗎?
不吹牛
我能把他吃破產
就算失敗99次
我也要努力湊個整
年輕人嘛
現在沒錢算什麼
以後沒錢的日子還多著呢
考試就像當醫生
出來的第一句話就是
我盡力了
長得醜就是病
不然整形醫院為什麼叫醫院
真正努力過的人才知道
智商的差距
是無法逾越的
其實家庭背景
才是不可逾越的
你再努力也沒有用
你爸沒錢
你爸沒錢
你爸沒錢
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