[笑話] 手工胸罩
有一對夫妻躺在床上, 妻子向老公抱怨買不到
合穿的胸罩,於是丈夫向老婆說:
"沒關係,這事包在我身上,讓我為妳製作服貼溫暖的手工胸罩!"
太太喜出望外的說:"真的!?"
說時遲那時快,先生的雙手已放到太太胸前:
"這就是溫暖服貼的手工胸罩."
"啪"的一聲,先生臉上一陣火熱
太太說:"這就是我送給你的手工腮紅!"
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