[耍冷] 口爆
小張過生日，女友送給他一個Special，
就是交往兩年以來第一次要幫小張吹喇叭，但是唯一的規定是不能口爆。
過去小張無論怎麼要求女友都不肯，所以當然欣喜若狂的答應了。
第一次被女友吹，小張又緊張又興奮，
結果來不及拔出來就射在裡面了。
小張:對不起對不起! 妳..還好嗎?
只見女友搖搖頭不發一語，哭了出來。
小張嘆了口氣:
太濃了吧，否則怎會哭得說不出話?
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