[耍冷] 有條大蟒蛇死在路邊
村民把它切開
發現肚子裡都是冷掉的咖啡
蟒蛇忽然活過來
說:
你有想過你們每次問別人
有沒有想過蟒蛇喝下熱咖啡到肚子裡時都已經冷掉了的時候
我都要喝下多少咖啡嗎?
沒有,因為你只想到自己
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