[趣事] 說好的學妹呢?
昨天小魯我跟外文系的學妹一起去買消夜,學妹很開心,一直跟我分享今天發生的事。我問她想吃甚麼,她說我決定就好~於是我們就去買最潮的鹽酥雞、兩杯甜蜜的蜜茶、一袋滷味,我們開心得準備要帶回去吃。
然後然後,我尿急了,很急很急,我把食物暫時拿給學妹保管,衝進去廁所尿尿,爽快解放~然後我們就往回走惹,就這麼給他忘記幫學妹拿食物,直到學妹開口:
「學長你的魯味好重喔」
「學長你的魯味好重喔」
「學長你的魯味好重喔」
我醒了
什麼學妹都是騙人的
幹
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