[笑話] P孩買BB槍
P孩小明買了一把玩具BB槍,跑到外面射狗,恰巧被警察看到,就將小明逮捕到警局。
起訴後法官最後判處小明死刑。
一般而言P孩對動物惡作劇,多半以柔性勸導為主,即使法辦罪也沒有那麼重,為什麼小明會被判死刑呢?
因為他暗殺國家元首。
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