[笑話] 總統好熱哦！

看板joke作者 (勁蟬)時間8年前 (2015/08/14 18:55), 編輯推噓57(59推 2噓 9→)
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有一天，總統和行政院長巡視土城。 土城國小校長說學校很熱，總統交代行政院長：裝電扇。 土城看守所長說：我們這裡也很熱！總統交代行政院長：裝冷氣！ 回到總統府後，行政院長問：為什麼有差別待遇？ 總統回答：你認為我卸任後，有機會回去唸小學嗎？ -- Sent from my Android -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 219.70.222.250 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1439549746.A.CAE.html
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實在有見地
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開門 查水濱
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開門 有你的包裹
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我才在奇怪為什麼要選定"土城"...原來喔 XD
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課綱改完搞不好會三不五時回去感動一下
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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樓下馬奶
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有遠見
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哈哈推
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不怕查水錶啦！小弟二毛二。
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有見地
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這麼有遠見的總統，卸任後也不可能去看守所蹲
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土城人推
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有遠見
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關國小啦
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有笑有推
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自知之明推
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XDDD
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笑有推
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阿扁忘了裝小便斗 難怪需要尿布
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xd
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給推
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卸任以後不是去中南海就是去美國了吧
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外送……
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這篇我喜歡，推了！
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push
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有黨證怕什麼
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卸任當天就直飛國外了啦！
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XD
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XDDDD
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噓
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挖 新梗耶推
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噓
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joke.
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推
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XDDD
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XDDD
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有創意
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叮咚 披薩外送喔
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推XDD
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有創意給推。
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老實說我覺得他很有必要從小學重新唸起
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XD
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自知之明XDD
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哈哈
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XDDD
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先生，有包裹喔！出來一下!
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XDDDD
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哈
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叮咚
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前百推
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XD
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w
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XDDDDDDDDD
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不錯給推
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push
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哈哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你還活著嗎XD
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大家忘了先進駐土城的就是阿扁嗎? 阿扁根本先知啊
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原PO快發不自殺聲明
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學長好！
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XD
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他有這麼聰明嗎？
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高瞻遠矚
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gj
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有笑有推
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XDDD
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