[趣事] 第一次在美國與26約炮篇 (微西斯)
朋友在跟我聊他在美國約炮的故事
R:我上次跟一個中國人約,結果搞到後來我一直在笑,超失禮的。
我:他說了什麼嗎?
R:其實就中文,但我之前都西餐不太習慣,他用氣音跟我在耳邊說:爽嗎?我就笑了。
我:幹 你會害人陽萎啦!!
R:後來幫他打的時候,他就在那邊,啊~阿~啊阿~啊啊!!小力一點啊阿啊啊(會痛)。
然後我問他上次解放是什麼時候?
幹!他回答我1945年。
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