[笑話] 餐廳訂位

看板joke作者 (蓋立安)時間8年前 (2015/07/19 11:49), 編輯推噓118(126推 8噓 19→)
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客:你好 我要訂位 櫃:請問貴姓? 客:李 木子李 櫃:請問要訂什麼時候呢? 客:五點五位 櫃:...請問...那個零點五位是小孩的意思嘛? 客:......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 218.80.244.74 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1437277778.A.B5B.html
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07/19 12:42, , 5F
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07/19 12:49, , 6F
XDDDD
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07/19 12:56, , 8F
XDDD
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07/19 12:57, , 9F
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07/19 13:00, , 11F
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07/19 13:06, , 13F
叫經理出來
07/19 13:06, 13F
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07/19 13:11, , 14F
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07/19 13:12, , 15F
其實是靈位
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07/19 13:18, , 16F
不是啦 是有個臭肥子1.5位
07/19 13:18, 16F
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其實是體位
07/19 13:18, 17F
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07/19 13:26, , 19F
xDDDDD
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有校友推
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沒校友噓
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07/19 13:42, , 23F
肥宅100KG 當然要算1.5人
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07/19 14:03, , 24F
木小姐 五點五位 台北租高雄還嗎
07/19 14:03, 24F
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三個肥宅 算起來差不多5.5位
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07/19 14:08, , 26F
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XDDD
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07/19 14:29, , 32F
農曆7月了嗎
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XDDDDDDDD
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07/19 14:47, , 34F
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還有 74 則推文
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07/20 01:18, , 114F
還不錯XDD
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07/20 11:39, , 119F
清流XDD
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07/20 11:54, , 120F
叫經理出來笑了XDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDD
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07/20 13:57, , 125F
原來你都知道我的30cm需要一張椅子
07/20 13:57, 125F
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XDDDD
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07/20 17:27, , 129F
台北租高雄還 蠻好笑
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噓
07/20 17:49, , 130F
是我理解太差嗎 ...?
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不好笑阿
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噗哧
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XDDDDDDDDD
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ok俊朗
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台南有間4.5廟 （祀典武廟）
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神探兩個半
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有笑有推
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噓
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沒笑
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嗯 對! XD
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爛
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美麥
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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08/05 16:03, , 151F
傻了 超好笑
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推~~~~太中肯
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08/31 23:16, , 153F
好笑XDDD
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