[耍冷] 你真的要這樣問我嗎?
有一天我女友她問我:「親愛的,你願意為我而死嗎?」 這讓我沉默很久.........
最後,我說:「如果你堅持,」
然後用手指掏一掏耳朵塞到她嘴裡~
下場很慘。
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明明就很好笑→_→...吧
※ 編輯: xjpjeass (219.80.131.183), 07/07/2015 22:29:36