[豪洨] 想當年 信長玩家們的義氣
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想當年,信長這遊戲風靡全台灣的各個角落,從市政府的官員到街角的切仔麵店老闆,大
家無人不愛信長。
那天,我一樣在網咖裡打著我最愛的12.1c,秒選淺井我驕傲,起手電捲我自豪,正當我
朝向中路走時,一旁連桌七八個屁孩的CS槍響聲吵的我無法冷靜。
"欸,幹殺他啦"ㄎㄎ"打屁唷,幹"
我實在忍不下去,尤其是當對面中路出服部這種機掰角,起手還是抗魔時,那股憤怒,迫
使我拿起手上的鍵盤,惡狠狠的朝隔壁屁孩臉上砸了下去。
就在此時,屁孩一口伶俐牙齒咬碎了我的鍵盤,殊不知,老衲都是用兩幅鍵盤再打信長的
,我的另一幅鍵盤打的這個屁孩跌落椅子,倒在一旁痛哭,久久不能自己,看到這幅場景
,一旁六七個屁孩全都氣憤的站了起來。
"幹!欠尻!給我打"
看起來像是頭頭的屁孩大喊著,我冷笑了一下。
"哼...看來你們是不知道我們專打信長的玩家之間,所擁有的那份無須言語的義氣與友情
囉。站起來了吧!所有打信長的兄弟們!"
此時,對面玩著信長的小姐,後座的雜賀,隔壁的竹中,還有一旁正虐殺著掛機淺井的服
部大叔,完全沒有人理我,我被這群屁孩毆打到天亮。
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