[新聞] 跟學姊告白時 霸氣的她飆罵「吵三小」

看板joke作者 (Peter)時間9年前 (2015/06/15 23:57), 編輯推噓11(433213)
留言88則, 88人參與, 最新討論串1/1
http://goo.gl/IyJDZC 一名匿名網友在DcadPO文分享自己的告白經驗,網友一開始即說「前天,我跟學姊告白了 。在咖啡廳,我支支吾吾的根本不敢說我喜歡她..直到時間快到了(學姊要回宿舍)我想, 不行~今晚一定要說 但是看到學姊那對我微笑的臉,我又把要告白的話吞回去了。而且~旁邊的小屁孩要在那 邊吵鬧,一下子吵要喝飲料一下子說要玩手機(我一開始以為這咖啡廳很安靜....)旁邊的 小屁孩一吵我真的無法專心的跟學姊講話啊....這時一直對我微笑的學姊突然拍桌起身, 往那群小屁孩大罵:『吵死啦!!有人在告白你們吵三小啦幹!!!!!!!!』周圍完全沉默.... 過了好久...我....:「學姊我喜歡妳...」(發抖)學姊:「學弟我也是」握我的手~小弟我 告別單身啦」。 網友對這難得一見的告白經歷,紛紛留言,有人留「哪來那麼霸器的閃光」,更有網友打 趣現場的吵鬧小孩是幕後功臣,還問「出去有看到學姊塞糖果給小孩們嗎?」「被罵的小 孩是你們的月老啊!」「你該請孩子們喝拿鐵的!」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 210.209.137.38 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1434383877.A.BBF.html

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剛剛分手妳給我po這個......
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拍拍
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嗚嗚嗚 我也要這麼霸氣的學姊
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新聞...
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所以學姐早有準備啦,告白只是形式上的了
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憤世嫉俗噓
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看來是妻管嚴阿
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......................................................
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都沒有人開罵「記者抄文章」嗎QQ ?
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Dcad是什麼?我只聽過Dcard
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哈哈哈哈
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記者抄文章
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好有畫面喔 你以後小心啦~(笑
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這種洗流量網站沒附出處時 當創作欣賞笑笑就好
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車廂內請放2件雨衣...最近的雨衣分手事件該不會是你吧?
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好霸氣的逼告白~~~恭喜
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恭喜 XDDDDDDDD
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唬爛
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我也要學姐QQ
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兩情相悅,很幸福...祝福故事中的主角
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真有畫面
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這網站都溫拿嗎?各個都告白成功 美麗愛情故事
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學姐好猛
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霸氣學姊大好!!!
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超羨慕~~~有霸氣的姊姊
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蛇蛇 回來啊 蛇蛇QAQ
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好霸氣的右手啊!
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當記者月薪多少?
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業佩雯
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垃圾網站
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前方有高能量反應 嗚啊啊啊
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靠北笑死我
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好假
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............
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很真實
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跟笨板有得比
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都給你們在一起就好啦 加油喔
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哈哈哈哈哈超霸氣 推
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喔是喔 嫉妒噓
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笑點勒
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不信
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屁孩一個影子第六人助攻
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爛記者
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太霸氣,趕快分手
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把不到馬子你給我看這個
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MD幸福
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10年後Dcad又PO文說當出其實沒有要告白,只是被嚇到所以...
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我也想要學姊阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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喔是喔
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我走錯板了?
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太戲劇化 太豪小拉 可恨 有圖有真相 恨意噓
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哪版的???
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也太好笑XDD
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霸氣 給推
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Dcard意外嗎
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學姐文
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我也要學姐
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唬爛文
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垃圾網站都唬小的
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唬爛也可以當新聞
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XD
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霸器?她是名器的意思?
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醒醒吧你沒有學姐
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學姐彈出來了
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羨慕
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唬爛
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虎爛!會相信der是腦袋裝____?!
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吵三小,厲害 厲害
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幹羨慕
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Dcard 一堆奇文
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羨慕推~
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有笑有推
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XX的超正學姐
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Dcad xDDD
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不要拿溫馨笨版跟低能卡相比好嗎
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葉姵文
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這個論談的文都完美到像是假的...
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??有事
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垃圾網站?某dj才是真正垃圾吧
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霸氣推
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請回dcard
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霸氣!萬一再不說出來可能出不了咖啡廳的門...XD
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上色正確啊!
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唬爛的吧
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唬爛文
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你沒有學姐
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甲甲
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