[新聞] 跟學姊告白時 霸氣的她飆罵「吵三小」
http://goo.gl/IyJDZC
一名匿名網友在DcadPO文分享自己的告白經驗,網友一開始即說「前天,我跟學姊告白了
。在咖啡廳,我支支吾吾的根本不敢說我喜歡她..直到時間快到了(學姊要回宿舍)我想,
不行~今晚一定要說
但是看到學姊那對我微笑的臉,我又把要告白的話吞回去了。而且~旁邊的小屁孩要在那
邊吵鬧,一下子吵要喝飲料一下子說要玩手機(我一開始以為這咖啡廳很安靜....)旁邊的
小屁孩一吵我真的無法專心的跟學姊講話啊....這時一直對我微笑的學姊突然拍桌起身,
往那群小屁孩大罵:『吵死啦!!有人在告白你們吵三小啦幹!!!!!!!!』周圍完全沉默....
過了好久...我....:「學姊我喜歡妳...」(發抖)學姊:「學弟我也是」握我的手~小弟我
告別單身啦」。
網友對這難得一見的告白經歷,紛紛留言,有人留「哪來那麼霸器的閃光」,更有網友打
趣現場的吵鬧小孩是幕後功臣,還問「出去有看到學姊塞糖果給小孩們嗎?」「被罵的小
孩是你們的月老啊!」「你該請孩子們喝拿鐵的!」
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