[笑話] 神經病患
有一天一位精神科醫師去找了三位病人
要挑其中狀況最好的一位出院
他首先看到第一位病人,戴著一頂安全帽
醫生:你在幹嘛?
病人一:我在開賽車啊!!! 耿~~耿~~耿~~
醫生搖搖頭走向第二位病人
這位病人四隻腳在地上走跳
醫生:你在幹嘛?
病人二:我是狗,我在追前面那輛賽車~
醫生嘆了一聲氣
接著醫生走向第三位病人
這位病人甚麼也沒幹,就做在椅子上
醫生心想終於有救了,終於可以送走一名病患了
醫生:他們都在賽跑,你怎麼坐在這?
病人三:我在想我的未來
醫生:甚麼樣的未來?
病人三:我想再念點書,順便找機會去國外工作,可家人都要我去考公務員
我想靠自己去闖出一片天,而不是每天坐著抱怨政府太爛
我不想成為自己辦不到,就一直唱雖別人一定會失敗的那種人
醫生:!!
醫生:你這麼正常,為什麼你會進來這家醫院?!
病人三: 因為這裡是台灣
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