[笑話] 官語
乾隆下江南,一群烏龜擋道
乾隆問:王八們!有何事上奏?
烏龜道:我等有王八蛋進貢,欲求烏紗帽一頂
乾隆大笑:好!準奏。等那天馬不拉車,燈頭朝下時,就讓爾等全部當官。
烏龜們叩謝而去。
乾隆笑道:這幫蠢王八!馬什麼時候可以不拉車,油澄燭頭什麼時候可以朝下?
臣子皆稱皇上聖明。
歲月悠悠,轉眼300年過去,汽車取代了馬車,馬真的不用拉車了,電燈取代了蠟燭,
燈頭也真的朝下了
君無戲言......現在當官的,就是這群王八了!
真的都當官了~~~~
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