[豪洨] 孔融讓梨
孔融家有五個哥哥，一個弟弟。
有天家裡吃梨，桌上放了一盤，哥哥讓孔融先吃，孔融不挑大的，不揀多汁的，爸爸在旁
看了，心情整個大好啊！才四歲大的小孩子，就懂得禮讓，不錯不錯，於是他就問了孔融
：「兒啊，何不挑大？卻揀這又乾癟又小之梨？」孔融將嘴裡的梨子吞下，回答：「
吼吼吼吼吼吼～～吼！！吼吼吼吼吼吼吼！！！！」
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