Fw: [問卦] 劉備其實武力很強?
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作者: kimgordon (我才痛苦啦) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 劉備其實武力很強?
時間: Sat Apr 11 20:32:53 2015
※ 引述《ubikes (ubike)》之銘言:
: 有聽過不少人說,劉備不像三國演義那麼弱,他的武力其實很強,不輸魏國的五良將
: 有劉備其實武力很強的八卦嗎?
這我知道
我爺在我小時候跟我講過劉備的故事
我爺說 領兵劉備不太行
但單挑劉備有他一套
劉備單挑是善用了他雙耳垂肩 雙手過膝的特色
首先對侍時 劉備會輕搖自己頭部
類似唱民謠"掀起妳滴蓋頭來 讓我來看看妳的臉…”時的頭部動作
這時他耳垂就會一直晃 呈現簡諧運動
就是像催眠師拿繩子綁銅幣晃動要催眠人那動法
這時對手看到劉備兩邊耳垂 各以不同頻率晃動時
就會很眼花聊亂 眼睛呈現@@的狀態
這時 劉備就會用很接近地面的兩隻手
抓起地上的土丟對手眼睛 運氣好時還能抓到大便丟
然後取得先機後
就能輕易戰勝對方了
大概是這樣
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