[笑話] 醫生我要器捐
有一天,小明覺得自己快要死了,想要器捐,他找上了醫生。
「醫生我想要器捐,現在什麼器官比較缺?」
「哦我們現在剛好有一個病患胃癌末期急迫需要幫忙。」
辦完手續後,小明去抽血檢查
檢查完後,醫生眉頭一皺,告訴了小明壞消息
「先生謝謝你的愛心,但抱歉,我們不收愛滋胃喔」
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