[耍冷] 形容一下自己從老媽肚子生出來的感覺

看板joke作者 (jason)時間10年前 (2015/03/24 05:40), 編輯推噓73(74推 1噓 19→)
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03/24 06:42, , 1F
看到抱我出來的是男人，我就哭了！
03/24 06:42, 1F
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03/24 07:32, , 2F
你媽有夠胖，從子宮走到陰道口也要數十步
03/24 07:32, 2F
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03/24 07:43, , 3F
樓上……
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03/24 07:50, , 4F
.........樓樓上 xdd
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03/24 07:51, , 5F
二樓XDDDDD
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03/24 07:54, , 6F
慾湧河
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03/24 08:48, , 7F
媽，我在這兒！
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03/24 09:00, , 8F
環滁皆山也
03/24 09:00, 8F
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03/24 09:19, , 9F
二樓xd
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03/24 09:21, , 10F
二樓你淫了
03/24 09:21, 10F
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03/24 09:51, , 11F
2f gj
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03/24 10:03, , 12F
2樓這叫比喻你懂嗎 XD
03/24 10:03, 12F
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03/24 10:06, , 13F
二樓gj
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03/24 10:16, , 14F
你媽很胖的系列文又要出來了嗎
03/24 10:16, 14F
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03/24 10:18, , 15F
二樓XDDDD
03/24 10:18, 15F
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03/24 10:43, , 16F
your mom so fat haaaa
03/24 10:43, 16F
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03/24 10:47, , 17F
媽我在這 F222222
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03/24 10:50, , 18F
2樓救援
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03/24 10:51, , 19F
2樓XD
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03/24 10:58, , 20F
2樓神回覆
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03/24 11:03, , 21F
2F讚
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2f xd
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03/24 11:09, , 23F
2F
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03/24 11:21, , 24F
太神啦
03/24 11:21, 24F
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03/24 11:21, , 25F
2樓好壞XDDDDDDD
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補推
03/24 11:22, 26F
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03/24 11:23, , 27F
2F太神啦
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03/24 11:24, , 28F
再補推
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03/24 11:27, , 29F
推2fy
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03/24 11:32, , 30F
專業2F
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03/24 11:38, , 31F
二樓好神
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03/24 11:38, , 32F
淦XDDDDD
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03/24 11:42, , 33F
你媽超胖 她的子宮比我家還要大 住在裡面還能邀朋友來轟
03/24 11:42, 33F
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趴
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03/24 11:48, , 35F
這不就是看第一季陰屍路,媽媽從電視前經過後第六季演完!
03/24 11:48, 35F
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03/24 11:53, , 36F
2樓超壞XXDDDDDDD
03/24 11:53, 36F
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03/24 11:53, , 37F
2樓超屌XD
03/24 11:53, 37F
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03/24 12:03, , 38F
XD
03/24 12:03, 38F
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03/24 12:10, , 39F
oh your mama~~~ is so fat~~~
03/24 12:10, 39F
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03/24 12:13, , 40F
2樓超壞
03/24 12:13, 40F
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03/24 12:21, , 41F
你媽超胖，肚子裡還能放一艘船
03/24 12:21, 41F
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03/24 12:22, , 42F
二樓太神啦
03/24 12:22, 42F
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03/24 12:25, , 43F
2樓XDDD
03/24 12:25, 43F
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03/24 12:50, , 44F
你媽超胖 肚臍會比屁股早一個小時出門
03/24 12:50, 44F
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03/24 12:50, , 45F
你媽超胖XDDD
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03/24 12:53, , 46F
XDD
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2F XDDDDDD
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03/24 12:57, , 48F
XDDDDDDD
03/24 12:57, 48F
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03/24 13:11, , 49F
2F神靠盃 XDDDDDDDDDD
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03/24 13:15, , 50F
你媽夠胖
03/24 13:15, 50F
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03/24 13:17, , 51F
二樓太靠北了八XDDDDDDDDD
03/24 13:17, 51F
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03/24 13:42, , 52F
妳媽超胖，超音波要照到你要半小時
03/24 13:42, 52F
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03/24 13:46, , 53F
這一定是小高一…
03/24 13:46, 53F
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03/24 14:05, , 54F
神白話翻譯XD
03/24 14:05, 54F
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03/24 14:17, , 55F
2F 哈哈哈
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噓
03/24 14:17, , 56F
沒有2樓你哪來這麼多推?
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你媽超胖，黑洞都會被你媽吸走
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03/24 14:24, , 58F
樓樓上發文都被噓
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03/24 14:37, , 59F
你媽超胖 在他的子宮裡面可以辦世界盃
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推2F
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03/24 14:56, , 61F
2F win
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03/24 14:58, , 62F
推二樓！！
03/24 14:58, 62F
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
03/24 15:38, 63F
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03/24 15:42, , 64F
二樓 XD
03/24 15:42, 64F
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03/24 17:31, , 65F
MEGA大MAMA
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03/24 17:58, , 66F
2f好狠
03/24 17:58, 66F
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２F
03/24 19:38, 67F
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03/24 20:12, , 68F
二樓專業
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2F
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03/24 20:50, , 70F
二樓贏了
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專業2樓
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03/24 22:59, , 72F
二樓你贏了
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03/24 23:15, , 73F
2樓超讚XDDDDDD
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03/24 23:16, , 74F
幹 2樓XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2樓XD
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2F XD
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03/25 01:19, , 77F
2F XDD
03/25 01:19, 77F
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03/25 01:19, , 78F
2樓！！！
03/25 01:19, 78F
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03/25 01:21, , 79F
推妳媽超胖
03/25 01:21, 79F
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03/25 01:21, , 80F
幹 好像不太對
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03/25 09:04, , 81F
2f XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/25 10:24, , 82F
2F神推啊XDDDDDD
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03/25 10:34, , 83F
2F你贏了
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03/25 11:48, , 84F
二樓XD
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03/25 12:22, , 85F
2樓!!!!!!!!!
03/25 12:22, 85F
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03/25 13:05, , 86F
2樓神！！！！
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03/25 13:17, , 87F
2樓又拯救世界了
03/25 13:17, 87F
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03/25 13:56, , 88F
你媽超胖XDDD
03/25 13:56, 88F
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03/25 16:09, , 89F
007
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03/25 16:13, , 90F
Big mama
03/25 16:13, 90F
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03/27 06:45, , 91F
笑點在2F xDDD
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03/27 12:54, , 92F
2f
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03/27 14:05, , 93F
推妳媽超胖XDDDDDDDD
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03/28 22:59, , 94F
2f XDDDDD
03/28 22:59, 94F
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