[笑話] 我發現我有超能力!

看板joke作者 (悶悶的)時間9年前 (2015/03/15 11:52), 編輯推噓78(78推 0噓 13→)
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只要是給我聯絡方式的女生 都會在一陣子過後消失不見喔 嗚嗚 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.164.39.117 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1426391571.A.952.html
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03/15 11:58, , 1F
同情不忍噓
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03/15 12:02, , 2F
你是柯南對吧
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03/15 12:03, , 3F
靠北 XDD
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03/15 12:03, , 4F
同情給推
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03/15 12:04, , 5F
可是5樓連連絡方式都要不到
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...QQ
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03/15 12:04, , 7F
拍拍樓上
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五樓…
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03/15 12:15, , 9F
哈哈
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03/15 12:21, , 10F
同情
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03/15 12:28, , 11F
拍拍
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03/15 12:29, , 12F
同情推
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03/15 12:29, , 13F
不忍噓
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03/15 12:32, , 14F
XDDD
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03/15 12:36, , 15F
五樓拍拍
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03/15 12:36, , 16F
哈
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03/15 12:51, , 17F
哈哈XDD
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03/15 13:05, , 18F
很屌
03/15 13:05, 18F
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03/15 13:10, , 19F
這算什麼，我都沒給聯絡方式，就一堆男生加我，幹
03/15 13:10, 19F
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03/15 13:14, , 20F
噓不下去......
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03/15 13:19, , 21F
要到聯絡方式打去是詐騙集團
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03/15 13:25, , 22F
hahaha,這是謀殺的一種嗎？
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@@/!
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03/15 13:39, , 24F
不忍噓
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03/15 13:45, , 25F
你太弱了 一堆鄉民連講過話都沒有
03/15 13:45, 25F
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03/15 13:52, , 26F
不忍心噓你…
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03/15 14:00, , 27F
喜歡你暖暖的文字
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03/15 14:00, , 28F
五樓...
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03/15 14:05, , 29F
上次跟你連絡的女生是不是還在洗澡?
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03/15 14:10, , 30F
喜歡你暖暖的文字
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03/15 14:20, , 31F
QQ
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03/15 14:21, , 32F
拍拍
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03/15 14:29, , 33F
五樓神救援
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03/15 14:34, , 34F
這是詛咒吧...拍拍
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03/15 14:34, , 35F
好慘噓不下去
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03/15 14:37, , 36F
哭惹
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03/15 14:46, , 37F
難怪你叫悶悶的
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03/15 14:47, , 38F
啊哈哈哈哈哈!!!
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嗚嗚...
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03/15 14:54, , 40F
嗚嗚
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ㄎㄎ
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03/15 14:57, , 42F
嗚嗚...
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03/15 15:00, , 43F
XDDD
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03/15 15:04, , 44F
我以為你轉職成功了
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03/15 15:09, , 45F
有給你聯絡方式就很屌了…
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03/15 15:13, , 46F
五樓一個安慰啊
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03/15 15:32, , 48F
5樓原po都加油啊…
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03/15 15:35, , 49F
眼角不爭氣著流淚...
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03/15 15:37, , 50F
嗚嗚
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03/15 16:01, , 51F
淡淡的悲傷
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03/15 16:09, , 52F
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
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03/15 16:32, , 53F
不忍噓…
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03/15 18:00, , 54F
太可憐了，我也想哭
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拍拍
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5樓拍拍
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03/15 18:20, , 57F
哈哈哈哈 嗚嗚
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同為天涯淪落人
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拍拍
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03/15 19:43, , 60F
哭了
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03/15 20:15, , 61F
好巧喔 跟我一樣
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03/15 20:23, , 62F
5樓拍拍
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03/15 20:23, , 63F
拍拍
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03/15 20:33, , 64F
不忍噓……也拍拍五樓
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03/15 21:10, , 65F
嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚
03/15 21:10, 65F
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03/15 21:30, , 66F
這能力我也有.....
03/15 21:30, 66F
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03/15 21:47, , 67F
醒醒吧，連聯絡方式都要不到的啦
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03/15 22:02, , 68F
死亡筆記本(續)-消失聯絡本?
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03/15 22:02, , 69F
五樓和原po都拍拍
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03/15 22:08, , 70F
只好推了
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03/15 22:28, , 71F
同情推
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同情推
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拍拍
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原po跟五樓讓我噓不下去陛摯
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03/16 01:04, , 75F
拍拍 突然發現我也有此超能力
03/16 01:04, 75F
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03/16 05:31, , 76F
拍拍
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03/16 08:26, , 77F
科科
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03/16 09:14, , 78F
雖感同情，但是看到五樓...我嘴角上揚好幾度 XDDDDD
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03/16 10:03, , 79F
你們去結拜吧
03/16 10:03, 79F
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03/16 11:44, , 80F
5f拍拍
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03/16 12:32, , 81F
我們一起拍拍 QQ
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淚推
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03/16 14:56, , 83F
跟著嗚嗚XD
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5樓拍拍
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03/16 21:28, , 85F
這裡不是笑話版嗎？為什麼我哭了....
03/16 21:28, 85F
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03/17 08:55, , 86F
還是買五樓吧
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03/17 17:11, , 87F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.....嗚嗚我也是
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…不忍噓
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XDDDDDDD
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XD
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五樓拍拍
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