Re: [XD] 和運租車

看板joke作者 (陰x 02)時間9年前 (2015/01/15 23:11), 編輯推噓18(1805)
留言23則, 23人參與, 最新討論串84/161 (看更多)
小姐:喂~王先生~ 一樣是休旅車 台北租高雄還 +GPS還有腳踏車嗎? 王先生: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. 小姐:....... 王先生:If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 小姐:Good luck. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 220.129.192.2 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1421334672.A.844.html

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小姐:This is a pen.
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小姐:我們可以演三集
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01/15 23:16, , 3F
即刻租車
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01/15 23:50, , 4F
樓上:))
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01/16 00:15, , 5F
繞什麼英文
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01/16 00:28, , 6F
即刻救援嗎xDDDDDD
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01/16 00:47, , 7F
我是王恩尼遜
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01/16 01:01, , 8F
正想噓的時候突然看懂XDDDDD
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01/16 01:16, , 9F
先承認你有Google
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01/16 03:03, , 10F
笑了
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小姐:咕辣可
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01/16 14:57, , 12F
估辣可
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01/16 17:22, , 13F
即刻租車XDDDD
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01/16 20:37, , 14F
笑了XDDDDD
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XDDDD
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01/16 23:10, , 16F
我以為會接"為大力, Is it good to drink"耶
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01/16 23:40, , 17F
這個讚喔
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01/17 04:20, , 18F
有笑XDDDDD
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01/18 00:34, , 19F
XDDDDDDD
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01/19 02:16, , 20F
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即刻租車 哈哈哈哈哈XDDD
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01/20 17:54, , 22F
即刻租車XDDD
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01/24 14:55, , 23F
XDDDD
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