Fw: [爆卦] 人渣文本FB
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作者: Imbufo ( ) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 人渣文本FB
時間: Thu Nov 13 20:43:21 2014
特急件小周的人渣文本
8分鐘 ·
太慢了。現在連陣營手中的牌,只有一張不知從那邊來的A片合成圖,打下去也不知道會
打到誰,亂打一陣,搞不好變腳尾飯。要打什麼落選台北變13K,也只有自己的9.2%會相
信,完全沒效。
怎麼辦呢?
我給個建議,連陣營可以拍個小短劇當廣告,只要60秒。
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第一幕(也只有一幕)
一品大廈內連家。時鐘顯示晚上十點。
勝文不開心的在客廳來回踱步。蔡依珊站在餐桌旁的暗處,以免被晒黑。連戰坐在沙發上
看著牆上的名畫發呆。連方瑀在勝文身旁緊張的搓著手不敢靠近。
連方瑀:「勝文!你為什麼不開心呢?」
勝文:「媽!還不都是你說別讓我不開心!現在全台北都在尋我開心!」
連方瑀(轉頭怒目蔡依珊):「還不都是妳!媳fer!誰叫妳要搞什麼百萬生日趴!五月
開始就局勢逆轉了!」
蔡依珊:「媽!」(從黑暗中衝出,由後抱住勝文)「媽!我錯了!都是我不好!」
勝文:「媽!妳幹嘛要嚇哭依珊!」(轉頭護著依珊,秀秀)
連方瑀慌張後退,靠在沙發上:「勝文!媽都是為了你著想呀!你怎麼可以只護著媳fer~
」
這時連戰(抓起身邊的熊麻吉往連方瑀的頭丟過去):「你擋到我看畫的視線啦!要我像
以前妳女兒說的那樣海扁妳嗎?我好不容易才正要看出這個畫為什麼值一億啦!」
連方瑀(拿起地上的熊媽吉,看著說):「柯文哲!你害得我們家好慘呀!」
其他三人驚叫:「什麼!熊媽吉是柯文哲!」
此時下暗幕,打上大字:「欲知熊媽吉到底是不是柯文哲,請投六號連勝文。」
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反正也不能再爛了,試試吧。
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