Fw: [問卦] 下一任台灣總統是誰?
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作者: alchem (mathematician) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [問卦] 下一任台灣總統是誰?
時間: Sat Sep 20 10:46:20 2014
下一任台灣總統是誰?
話說經國先生決定誰接班時,是KMT的使者問:「請問經國先生,誰是接班人?」由於經
國先生晚年身體欠安,患有糖尿病,上廁所尿急,於是說:「你等會(李登輝)」。
KMT要決定李登輝的接班人,於是派使者到天堂去請示經國先生。正在午睡經國先生受到
打擾,不爽地說:「隨便啦(水扁啦)」。
陳水扁執政接近尾聲,KMT又要決定下一位總統,再度派使者到天堂去請示經國先生。經
國先生不堪其擾,火大起來:「他媽的(他馬的),別再來煩我!」。
2016時,KMT的使者將要再度上天堂去,經國先生又會曉諭些什麼呢?
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國父孫中山先生,小時候就很勇敢。有一天,他住的村子裡來了許多強盜,搶人家的東西
。村子裡的人都嚇得逃走了。孫中山先生一點不怕。他對強盜說:「你們應該做工,種田
,做一個好人,不應該搶人家的東西。」強盜聽了孫中山先生的話,以後就做了好人。有
的做工,有的種田。他們不再做強盜了。 from 國立編譯館 小學課本 第三冊第九課
<國父的故事> http://mypaper.pchome.com.tw/kuan0416/post/1281895823
有的專包政府工程,有的三歲就成了自耕農,他們不再做強盜了。
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※ 編輯: alchem (1.170.208.206), 09/21/2014 00:45:03
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