[趣事] 如何讓小屁孩不再亂按門鈴(本人真實經歷)
有一位唸國小的小屁孩,在下午四點多放學之後,常常吃飽太閒亂按我家門鈴。
我家的人(包括我)去開門罵人前,他都會很快的溜回他家躲起來。
直到某一個下雨天...
我放學回到家要按門鈴,結果因為雨水造成漏電被門鈴電到。
於是我想到對付白目小屁孩的賤招。
在那個小屁孩放學回家前十幾分鐘,拿水桶裝水,直接對著門鈴潑水。
果不其然,那個小屁孩又要來亂按我家門鈴了。
結果只聽到門鈴響個一秒鐘而已,小屁孩就大叫:「唉喲!有電喔!」
我們家每個人都坐在客廳大笑!
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