Fw: [問卦] 怎麼約銀行櫃姊出來?

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1JxDWv1d ] 作者: jojosin (救救~~信) 看板: Gossiping 標題: Re: [問卦] 怎麼約銀行櫃姊出來? 時間: Thu Aug 14 23:39:34 2014 ※ 引述《andy19890914 (Alex-D.K)》之銘言： : 小魯前些日子跑業務認識了一位銀行櫃姊 : 白白淨淨臉也蠻可愛的 : 小魯已經有他手機了 : 可是不知道要用什麼理由跟他聊 : 聊公務一定GG的吧 : 銀行櫃姊會喜歡什麼話題呢? : 希望各位大大給我些建議! 幹你媽勒，這有很難嗎 改天拿存摺去她的櫃台 說小姐，存錢 櫃姐打開存摺看，可能會嚇到說幹這三洨 這時後你就說對，這就是洨 我要存兩億，然後給她一個淫蕩的微笑 我說如果她懂的話 晚上你在警察局的時後，她還是要去做筆錄啊 這樣不是約到見到了嗎 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 59.127.70.115 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1408030777.A.067.html
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※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ※ 轉錄者: sisn (114.36.51.141), 08/15/2014 00:25:29
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