[猜謎] 馬英九全身上下最硬的是哪裡?

看板joke作者 (cc)時間10年前 (2014/06/13 01:01), 編輯推噓32(47推 15噓 15→)
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答案是鬍子 因為臉皮這麼厚還穿得過去 這部是最硬 哪什麼才是最硬呢 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 36.225.123.250 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1402592492.A.610.html
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06/13 01:04, , 1F
臉皮這麼厚還能穿過去 真是不簡單
06/13 01:04, 1F
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06/13 01:06, , 2F
那閣下的臉皮更強，連鬍子這麼硬都穿不過去。
06/13 01:06, 2F
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06/13 01:08, , 3F
XDDDD
06/13 01:08, 3F
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06/13 01:17, , 4F
厲害XD
06/13 01:17, 4F
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06/13 01:17, , 5F
原PO剛剛有看新聞追追追齁
06/13 01:17, 5F
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06/13 01:20, , 6F
沒錯 我覺得還蠻讚的 書商偶而也會講笑話
06/13 01:20, 6F
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06/13 01:23, , 7F
我以為是耳根子
06/13 01:23, 7F
推
06/13 01:24, , 8F
娘娘長鬍子？
06/13 01:24, 8F
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06/13 01:24, , 9F
不耳根子很軟 只聽她愛聽的
06/13 01:24, 9F
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06/13 01:25, , 10F
真的很硬
06/13 01:25, 10F
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06/13 01:28, , 11F
真是不簡單的鬍子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
06/13 01:28, 11F
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06/13 01:28, , 12F
明明就處女膜
06/13 01:28, 12F
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06/13 01:31, , 13F
我還以為是乳頭
06/13 01:31, 13F
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06/13 01:37, , 14F
屁眼吧？ 用小刀捅都沒事耶？
06/13 01:37, 14F
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06/13 01:45, , 15F
XDDDDDDDDD ^^^^
06/13 01:45, 15F
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06/13 01:48, , 16F
樓樓上 不確定誰主動阿 所以你那答案有模糊空間
06/13 01:48, 16F
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06/13 01:49, , 17F
XD
06/13 01:49, 17F
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06/13 01:50, , 18F
平平一樣是台大歷史系的 書商講話比白賊義有內涵多了
06/13 01:50, 18F
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06/13 01:51, , 19F
因為有些人書是拿來讀 有些人是拿來掰
06/13 01:51, 19F
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06/13 01:52, , 20F
你在看新聞追追追齁 XDDDDD
06/13 01:52, 20F
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06/13 01:52, , 21F
那你的答案應該是臉皮吧= =
06/13 01:52, 21F
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06/13 01:53, , 22F
喔 沒看清楚 XD
06/13 01:53, 22F
噓
06/13 02:48, , 23F
689來噓了
06/13 02:48, 23F
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06/13 02:55, , 24F
噓 gx9900824:689來噓了
06/13 02:55, 24F
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06/13 02:55, , 25F
XD
06/13 02:55, 25F
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06/13 06:36, , 26F
你確定他有鬍子嗎
06/13 06:36, 26F
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06/13 08:32, , 27F
水母有硬的地方?
06/13 08:32, 27F
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06/13 08:51, , 28F
臉皮一次穿不過 你有穿兩次嗎
06/13 08:51, 28F
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06/13 08:57, , 29F
沒想到連來這裡都要看到水母這廢物
06/13 08:57, 29F
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06/13 09:06, , 30F
女人長鬍子??
06/13 09:06, 30F
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06/13 09:18, , 31F
1鬍子：我這不是就穿過來了嗎
06/13 09:18, 31F
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06/13 10:11, , 32F
XDD你贏了
06/13 10:11, 32F
噓
06/13 10:12, , 33F
少憤世嫉俗了
06/13 10:12, 33F
噓
06/13 10:19, , 34F
這不是之前用在陳水扁身上的笑話嗎
06/13 10:19, 34F
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06/13 10:23, , 35F
他只有茸 沒有毛
06/13 10:23, 35F
噓
06/13 10:23, , 36F
噓文找一堆理由是想嘲笑爛笑話本身嗎
06/13 10:23, 36F
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06/13 10:24, , 37F
黨工趕來囉
06/13 10:24, 37F
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06/13 10:27, , 38F
黨工護駕!!
06/13 10:27, 38F
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06/13 10:43, , 39F
XD
06/13 10:43, 39F
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06/13 11:07, , 40F
下去領7-11禮卷
06/13 11:07, 40F
噓
06/13 11:07, , 41F
沒啥梗其實= =
06/13 11:07, 41F
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06/13 11:08, , 42F
XD
06/13 11:08, 42F
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06/13 11:19, , 43F
阿扁來救援囉
06/13 11:19, 43F
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06/13 11:31, , 44F
XDXDXDXDDDDD
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06/13 11:35, , 45F
XDDD
06/13 11:35, 45F
噓
06/13 12:01, , 46F
喔
06/13 12:01, 46F
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06/13 12:10, , 47F
區區好悲憤
06/13 12:10, 47F
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06/13 12:17, , 48F
各種噓文藉口XDD
06/13 12:17, 48F
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06/13 12:38, , 49F
噓蛆蛆黨工護駕 噓只要是有關689爛文都變吱吱好文
06/13 12:38, 49F
噓
06/13 12:45, , 50F
抄胡忠信的 幫胡大哥噓你
06/13 12:45, 50F
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06/13 13:19, , 51F
XD
06/13 13:19, 51F
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06/13 13:32, , 52F
蛆蛆黨工整天要盯著ptt文章
06/13 13:32, 52F
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06/13 14:36, , 53F
腦袋
06/13 14:36, 53F
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06/13 14:36, , 54F
一根穿不過去 你有試過兩根一起嗎?
06/13 14:36, 54F
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06/13 15:10, , 55F
一根穿不過去 兩根也穿不過去 但是幾十根就穿過去了 這就是
06/13 15:10, 55F
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06/13 15:10, , 56F
團結的故事
06/13 15:10, 56F
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06/13 15:31, , 57F
不錯
06/13 15:31, 57F
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06/13 16:02, , 58F
===================689來囉========================
06/13 16:02, 58F
噓
06/13 16:38, , 59F
黨工連joke都要看真是太辛苦惹
06/13 16:38, 59F
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06/13 16:38, , 60F
黨工紅色信號彈又要亂丟囉～
06/13 16:38, 60F
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06/13 17:01, , 61F
靠被哈哈哈
06/13 17:01, 61F
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06/13 17:13, , 62F
超好笑！
06/13 17:13, 62F
噓
06/13 17:46, , 63F
他明明就沒有鬍子
06/13 17:46, 63F
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06/13 17:48, , 64F
XD
06/13 17:48, 64F
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06/13 18:45, , 65F
XDD
06/13 18:45, 65F
噓
06/13 19:10, , 66F
老實說我小學的時候就在笑話集看過，只是那個時候主角是老王
06/13 19:10, 66F
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06/13 19:21, , 67F
你知道我逛就可就是為了逃避殘酷的現實嗎?
06/13 19:21, 67F
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06/13 20:10, , 68F
他沒有留鬍子，哪裡看得出鬍子硬過？ 他耳根子才最硬
06/13 20:10, 68F
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06/13 20:16, , 69F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
06/13 20:16, 69F
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06/13 20:34, , 70F
06/13 20:34, 70F
噓
06/14 00:45, , 71F
黨工又可以領五百了,大夥上啊
06/14 00:45, 71F
噓
06/14 01:18, , 72F
呵呵呵呵呵
06/14 01:18, 72F
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06/14 10:31, , 73F
哈哈
06/14 10:31, 73F
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06/14 13:42, , 74F
哈哈哈哈，看到政黑某人崩潰了
06/14 13:42, 74F
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06/14 15:07, , 75F
哈哈
06/14 15:07, 75F
噓
06/15 10:35, , 76F
黨工加油 推爆這篇 領五百
06/15 10:35, 76F
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06/15 16:18, , 77F
一次穿不過 那你有穿第二次嗎
06/15 16:18, 77F
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