[囧rz] 蔡正元+好消息

看板joke作者 ( 槍 螂 )時間11年前 (2014/04/28 21:58), 編輯推噓57(5929)
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今天買晚餐聽到其他客人的對話… A:只要是有蔡正元的新聞,就一定沒好事。 B:不一定吧,不然我想個新聞標題,   有蔡正元卻又是好消息的。 A:好啊。 B:砂石車爆衝 蔡正元享年59歲 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 36.225.228.158 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1398693485.A.F67.html

04/28 21:58, , 1F
蠻好笑得
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04/28 21:59, , 2F
XDDDD
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04/28 22:00, , 3F
再多死幾個會更好笑XDDD
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04/28 22:04, , 4F
得年
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04/28 22:11, , 5F
得年是三十以下啦
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04/28 22:44, , 6F
得年 享年 享壽 沒有硬性規定要用哪個啦
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04/28 23:08, , 7F
可惡 有笑XD
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XD
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04/29 00:03, , 9F
有笑
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哈哈
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XD
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XD
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XDD
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XD
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04/29 02:16, , 15F
得年沒錯啊,看不出來蔡正元的心智年齡只有三歲?
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04/29 02:59, , 16F
XD
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哈哈哈
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XDDDDD
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++一一
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祭止兀
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/29 08:55, , 22F
B超好笑XDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有死有推
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XDDDD
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XXD
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04/29 12:06, , 28F
推心智年齡
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04/29 12:32, , 29F
30 60分吧 故意59所以是享年而非享壽
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04/29 12:33, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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04/29 13:11, , 32F
為什麼會莫名的爽XDD 看來我病得不輕
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04/29 14:11, , 34F
推推!!祭止兀的好消息欸
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04/29 14:12, , 35F
防自殺要不要寫一下?
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04/29 14:30, , 36F
一般都不會寫享年吧,應該是〝遭輾斃〞
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04/29 15:51, , 37F
黨工噓咧
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哈哈 厲害 厲害
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大推祭止兀XDDD好有畫面的三個字
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好笑xd
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〖快訊〗砂石車瘋碾祭止兀 民眾喊讚
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莫名的想去喝咖啡
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XDDD
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04/29 18:11, , 44F
雖然我也很賭爛它 但這樣開玩笑有點過
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有笑有推
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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覺得 溫馨
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XDDDD
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XD
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04/29 20:06, , 50F
黨工崩潰呵呵
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太棒了
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有笑
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有人崩潰惹XDDDDDDD
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04/29 21:15, , 54F
黨工要崩潰了阿阿阿阿
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立場對了什麼都對了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/29 23:09, , 57F
記得國中學的時候 30以下用得年 30~60用享年 60以上用享壽
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記者專業推
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超好笑XDDDD
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有畫面
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拜託趕快實現
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/30 19:33, , 64F
大笑推
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哈哈 死魚黨工
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大快人心
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蔡正元無故消失 同居女友坦承分屍
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靠北XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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喜歡
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