Fw: [新聞] 鼻涕甩正妹屁屁 被誤認精液男挨告

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1JF3TEFa ] 作者: keane9112 (口口口口口口口口) 看板: Gossiping 標題: [新聞] 鼻涕甩正妹屁屁 被誤認精液男挨告 時間: Thu Apr 3 00:14:02 2014 1.媒體來源: 蘋果日報 2.完整新聞標題/內文: 鼻涕甩正妹屁屁 被誤認精液男挨告 2014年04月03日00:07 一名電視台的王姓男記者,在捷站搭乘電扶梯時,將手上的鼻涕隨手一甩,不慎甩在站在 他前方的黃姓女子屁屁上,黃女發現後誤以為是精液氣得報警處理。警方事後將黃女褲子 上的黏液送往化驗,雖然事後證明是鼻液而非精液,但黃女仍堅持告王男公然侮辱。 台北地檢署開庭時,王男辯稱,當天因為天氣冷打了一個噴嚏,雖然用手摀住口鼻,但手 掌卻沾滿鼻涕,才會不小心將鼻涕甩到對方的褲子上,他不是故意希望能夠獲得諒解,而 黃女當庭也同意和解,檢察官因此讓雙方先行調解。 最近檢方接到2人的和解書,黃女具狀撤回告訴,因此對王男做出不起訴處分。 (呂志明/台北報導) http://ppt.cc/Yb~E 打噴嚏真的要小心,免得傷身又惹一身麻煩。圖為示意圖 3.新聞連結: http://ppt.cc/K5ov 4.備註: (一個人一天只能張貼一則新聞,"被刪"或"自刪"也算額度內,超貼者劣文"請注意") -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 36.239.61.138 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1396455246.A.3E4.html

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男:涕打於屁
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帥哥跟外國人的鼻涕又是另外一回事
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這誰會信阿 沒正常人用鼻涕抹人吧
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宅男:要求化驗 帥哥:檢查懷孕
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可惡
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一定不帥
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這新聞很久了~~真的是鼻涕~~不然女的怎會撤告
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2F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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記者耶
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女的應該是覺得拉不下臉才告吧
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o'_'o
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......好嚴重的被害妄想症
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甩鼻涕這水準= =
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阿呆的鼻涕...
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2FXDDDDDDDDDDD
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化驗不就了了 超簡單的證明
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不夠帥 不夠有錢 不是外國人
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2F = =
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被害心理
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...........
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真的是打噴嚏的話 是蠻衰的
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靠北 這不是b級搞笑片才會出現的梗嗎
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甩鼻涕其實很沒品 女生只是告錯條
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2F...................
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馬英丸:抗議 他學我
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Z > B
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突然想其怒尻一發證明清白的那位
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真的是打噴嚏的話大概了不起也就賠民事幾千元
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不是歪國人錯了嗎?
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→ magi3Q:男:涕打於屁
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2F~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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不然要告啥 = =
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XDDDD
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我覺得是打噴嚏沾到手上,反應性的想甩掉,結果...
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根本不用賠吧~~這都告不成~要賠啥
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2F XDDDDDDDDDD
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賠洗衣費.........
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證明她沒有幫人口交過
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2F. 神解
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2F XDDDD
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拜託 那女的不會用聞的喔 = =
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告毀損應該可以...
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2F....XDDDDD
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涕打於屁→Z>B
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反告阿
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2F正解
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2F國文真好 我笑惹XDDDDDDDD
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2F ......
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鼻涕也很噁欸= =
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2f啥梗?不懂
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樓上 Z>B
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2F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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xd 2f
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...2樓救了這篇
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一定不帥
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死三寶
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2F..........
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→ magi3Q:男:涕打於屁 涕 Z > B 屁
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近期最好笑的莫過於二樓惹XDDDDDDDDDD
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2F是天才吧
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T > P
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2F XDDDDD
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2樓真是天才!!
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TIMBA
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見笑轉生氣 硬要告
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T>B
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廢馬定理連這問題都能解 XDDDDDD
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XD
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長得不帥就是性騷擾了好嗎
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就算是鼻涕也很噁心啊= =
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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如果是長得像金城武的呢????
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二樓XDDDDDDDDDDD
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鼻涕也不能亂甩吧你阿呆嗎
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不行 我快笑死了 肚子好痛 神2F
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2f好強
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2F GJ
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幹2F根本超神
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2F反應真快XD
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在日本就要被關去撿肥皂了
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2F我笑慘了XD
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一定不師
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鄉民太威了 各種神理解
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幹XDDDD
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我老二不小心打了個噴嚏 鼻涕就噴到正妹屁股上
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涕大於屁XDD!硬要翻
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還好只是精液 如果是鼻涕就髒死了
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