[XD] 快出對子對死他
對穿腸:「圖書裡,龍不吟虎不嘯,小小書僮可笑可笑。」
唐伯虎:「棋盤裡,車無輪馬無韁,叫聲將軍提防提防。」
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對穿腸:「我上等威風,顯現一身虎膽。」
唐伯虎:「你下流賤格,露出半個龜頭。」
對穿腸:我堂堂參謀將軍會輸給你個書僮?
「你家墳頭來種樹。」
唐伯虎:「上次甘午安ㄋㄟ夢菜..菜鷹蚊?」
對穿腸: ... (眨眨)
唐伯虎: ... (嘴角微微上揚)
(對穿腸倒地噴血)
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