[笑話] 從前有個文人
在遙遠的中國古代
有一名文人赴京趕考,在長途跋涉的途中經過了一處山中森林
不巧碰上一場大雨,而恰好旁邊有一間廢棄寺廟
這名文人也就劈哩啪啦地跑進去躲雨哩
在等雨停的同時,這名文人也覺得無聊,於是便開始四處閒晃
此時此刻,有幅景象讓他嚇了大跳
有一具散發惡臭的骨骸坐在桌椅前,還維持著握筆的姿勢,看似還想寫些什麼
但也不知什麼原因就斷氣了...
接著旁邊還有一座搗米臼,並且上頭散滿了無數的紙張,
文人好奇地過去看了看,
結果發現每張紙上面皆寫滿了不知所云的文字,毫無文學價值
這名文人看完此現象,雖然面露失望
但為了紀念此人,仍便題了以下文字
山廟遺屍骨
廢文滿臼殼
... =_=
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