[kuso] 從前有一隻不會叫的老虎
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從前從前
在馬來西亞的森林裡
有一隻不會叫的老虎
因為不會叫
所以得不到母老虎的青睞
所以他很沮喪
有一天他走在森林裡
遇到了一隻母的馬來貘
他們倆一見鍾情
但卻不受人們祝福
直到有一天
人們發現他們在做愛的畫面
實在是太美
太印象深刻了
於是他們把這一段寫成成語
那就是...
啞虎騎貘姿勢佳!!
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