[笑話] 貓狗大戰
這個故事 是閃光昨天睡前跟我說的床邊故事 我只知道我笑點低 所以笑了
PO上來給大家噓一下好了...
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在城市的某個角落 有一群和睦相處的野狗兒 雖然常常無法三餐溫飽
還是能天天快樂的相處在一起
但在和睦的生活中的另一個角落 有個作惡多端 令他們見到就抖得"屁屁抓"的壞蛋
那是一隻色澤黑的發亮的大狼狗 牠長期欺壓狗兒們 搶奪食物 霸佔地盤樣樣來
十足是個壞胚子
有一天 一隻小花貓 從垃圾箱裡叼出了半條魚 準備大快朵頤時 遇到了大狼狗
大狼狗:小花貓 這是我的地盤 交出妳的魚!
小花貓:我怎麼知道這是你的地盤?
大狼狗指著電線桿下的尿漬說:那裡的尿是我的記號 只要尿味留一天 這就是我的地盤!
只見小花貓從容不迫的走向電線桿 把尿漬舔的一乾二淨
大狼狗無話可說 只好失落的離開傷心地 而打敗大狼狗的事蹟
口耳相傳的傳到了狗兒們那
狗兒們紛紛向小花貓請教 而小花貓只瀟灑的說了一句:舔乾淨他的尿就好了!
隔天 只見大狼狗 下體紅腫著倒在路邊
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