[豪洨] 死亡筆記本

看板joke作者 (￡天生壞胚子￡)時間16年前 (2007/09/23 00:30), 編輯推噓48(50推 2噓 24→)
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傳說．．． 　當你檢到死神的筆記本．．．死亡筆記本．．． 　只要在筆記本頁面上寫上人名．．． 　該人名本人就會心臟麻痺而死亡．．． 　 　這天．．． 　小明在放學回家的路上．．．走著．．．走著．．． 　忽然從天而落一本筆記本．．． 　小明翻了翻它．．．裡面全是空白的．．． 　這時．．．小明不禁想起了那個傳說．．． 　 隔天．．． 　小明帶著這本筆記本到學校．．． 　在課堂中老師正在發考卷．．．而小明考了３８分．．． 　老師生氣的對他說．．．你是笨蛋嗎考這種分數能看嗎．．． 　正當小明傷心難過時．．． 　而這時．．．小明心裡的邪惡念頭油然而生．．． 　於是．．．小明從包包拿出了那本筆記本．．． 　淡淡的笑了一下．．．在空白的第一頁寫上了老師的名字．．． 　 　過了一秒．．．兩秒．．．三秒．．．小明靜靜的觀察著老師．．． 　而這時老師的表情忽然變了．．．整個臉揪在一起．．．好似痛苦萬分．．． 　於是老師喊了一聲．．．同學等我一下我出去一下．．． 　 　 　叮咚叮咚．．．學校下課鍾已響起．．．可是老師還沒回到教室．．． 　於是學生們到廁所找老師．．． 　這時發現老師慘死在廁所．．．而死亡原因．．．竟是．．．脫肛而死．．． 　小明心想．．．不是應該是心臟麻痺嗎．．．怎變成脫肛呢．．． 　這時小明看了看筆記本封面．．．慢慢了浮出５個大字．．． 　小明終於了解是怎麼一回事．．．因為封面寫了．．． 　　　　　　　　屎．．．王．．．筆．．．記．．．本 　 　 -- http://www.wretch.cc/album/hala0623 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.163.227.203
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※ 編輯: HALA0623 來自: 218.163.227.203 (09/23 00:33)
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其實..我笑點還滿低的XD(笑點也被小明寫進去了？)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑了
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XD
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讚喔~
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屎亡會不會更貼切?
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這種死法比較慘..
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還是鼠王筆記本比較好寫
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低級笑點刺中我的笑穴...
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還不錯XD
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XD
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忿鬗ˋ鸞 但孕弇〞漸i能沒啥笑點
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忿鬗ˋ? 但孕弇〞漸i能沒啥笑點
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XDD
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你筆記本上沒寫名字當然會弄丟啊，我來幫你寫
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路克 死於脫肛
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這個加上筆記本沒寫名字那篇真是笑翻我了XDDD
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．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．
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看的很累　都是．．．
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XD我笑點好低XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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....XD
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唯一可取之處 原PO知道...是三點為一單位 很少人知道~"~
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XD
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看樣子之後會跟在小明後面的會是國會議員吧...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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我怎麼記得是六個一組...三點是因為新注音才改的吧,外加方便
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Triedge自以為知道,實際上是六個點為一單位
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是六個點沒錯...
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他可能想說的是一格全型能打三個點吧…
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XD
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推三點一單位…問題是國文標點要六個點一組……
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我的笑點也蠻低的XDDDDDDDDDD
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0分
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6點一單位才對
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笑點便低了～～有便就滴吧
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我笑點真他媽的低
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中文直行書寫才是六點, 英式橫向是三點沒錯
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為什麼我笑了..
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XD　　ｖｅｒｙ　ｇｏｏｄ
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忿鬗ˋ? 但孕弇〞漸i能沒啥笑點
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你厲害....
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整篇滿滿的貢丸
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我要買十本！！！
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屎亡+1
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用稿紙寫的時候一格寫三點 所以三點為一單位沒錯
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只是刪結號是兩個三點
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http://0rz.tw/92336 要有巴哈帳號……
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我竟然笑了...好羞恥阿
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我笑了
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我的嘴腳太不爭氣了ˊˇˋ
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　　　角
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不錯~
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乾 這不錯XDDDDD
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噁心的笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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應該是"屎．亡"才對~~~
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NICE!!
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goooooood!!!!!!!!!!!
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推~~~我被刺中了
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XD我笑點也好低ˊˋ
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盲目跟推。不好笑。
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