[笑話] 驢子和馬

看板joke作者 (木木)時間16年前 (2007/09/17 19:08), 編輯推噓108(108推 0噓 26→)
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希望沒有OP 驢子和馬是兩個好朋友 驢子一直覺得馬的聽力有問題，每次跟牠講什麼牠都常聽不到 今天牠決定，牠要來測試一下馬的聽力到底有多糟。 首先牠站到離馬十公尺遠的距離， 牠說：『馬！你聽的到我的聲音嗎？』 可是馬沒有理牠。 於是他又向前走了五公尺說：『馬！你聽的到我的聲音嗎？』 馬還是沒有理牠。 這次他走到只有三公尺遠的距離說：『馬！你聽的到我的聲音嗎？』 馬說：『聽到了！我已經回答你三次了。你要問幾遍？』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.157.115.111
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糟糕 我怎看不懂
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聽力差的是驢子 =3=...
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驢:馬的爛馬
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XD
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幹，滿好笑的
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幹 滿好笑的
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馬說：『幹！我已經回答你三次了。你要問幾遍？』這樣比較好
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XD
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幹，滿好笑的
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XDDDDD
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還不錯
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幹你老馬!?
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牠們不是那種粗俗的動物。
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XDDD
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不錯笑
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馬說：「幹咩嘿嘿嘿嘿！」
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馬的真好笑
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XD
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我聽的是老公想跟老婆離婚的版本.....
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有笑有推XD
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XDDDD
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清流
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驢子:「大聲點我聽不見」
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有好笑XDDD
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還記得我嗎？
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還雞的我媽 雞的我媽~~~
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haha
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今天第一推! 好笑!
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XD
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超驢的
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還有 55 則推文
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推大聲點我聽不見
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有點OP 有一篇是夫妻的 老公以為老婆耳聾也問了三次
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NICE!
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什麼！大聲點聽不見！
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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馬的真好笑 幹
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XD
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鼻塞兼重聽的那篇在#16810
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XDDDDDDDD
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推馬的真好笑XD
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好好笑喔
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
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口語化很重要!!!記得一定要加"幹"
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驢子：「什麼！大聲一點聽不見！」
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Good!
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XD 近期最佳品
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有好笑到
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XDDDDDDD
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不錯不錯XDDDDD
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馬：聽是聽到了，不一定要回答你吧。
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推 XD
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XDDDD
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大笑
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清流XD
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其實算OP了
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還滿好笑的
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XDDD
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NICE
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紅鯉魚與綠鯉魚與你與驢~
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