[XD] 會說話的烏龜
在一座深山裡,有一隻神奇的老烏龜,傳說只要拿鐵鎚打牠的頭,牠就會開口說
人話,打一下會說:「請 !」 ~ 打兩下會說:「謝謝 !」 ~ 打三下會說:「對不起 !」
小明聽到這個傳說後,就拿一根鐵鎚上山找牠了......
小明找到老烏龜後就對牠說:「我現在要打你,可以嗎?」 ~ 然後打牠一下 ~
老烏龜:「請 !」
小明再打牠兩下,說:「你看我千里迢迢跑來這就為了打你,你應該說什麼?」
老烏龜:「謝謝 !」
小明又打牠三下,說:「你長得真醜,我看了就惡心 ~」
老烏龜:「對不起 !」
小明覺得很有趣,就一口氣打他三十下,可是老烏龜卻一點動靜也沒有........
後來隔了很久,老烏龜才開口說:「............................................
「我做鬼也不會放過你 .....」
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