[笑話] 小虎的冒險
從前有一隻可愛的小老虎 名叫小虎
有一天 小虎跑出去玩 突然覺得肚子很餓
走著走著 就看到一隻正在吃草的 小牛
小虎心想:太好啦~我的午餐有著落了
於是就大吼一聲 嘩喔~ 跳到小牛面前
正當小虎就要撲向小牛的時候...
小牛抬起頭來 大喊一聲 「等一下!」
小虎:「????」
小牛:「你不可以吃我!」
小虎:「...為什麼??」
小牛:「因為...俗話說
初生之犢 不餵虎」
小虎:「咦....是這樣的嗎?好像有聽過...」
小牛:「看你笨頭笨腦的 一點也不像隻老虎
我看你...其實是隻狗吧!」
小虎:「嘩!你說什麼~」
小牛:「你確定你真的是你虎爸親生的嗎?
你還是回家問過再來吧」
小虎:「好 我這就回去問,你給我在這裡等著」(奔)
小牛:「又騙走一個傻逼」(溜)
於是小虎衝回家 剛進門才剛要開口就看見虎爸跟一頭獅子在客廳
小虎:「爸!我問你 我...」
虎爸:「你回來得正好 快叫陳阿姨」
菊姊 這位是小犬」(指)
小虎:「..........爸....」
虎爸:「恩?怎麼了小虎」
小虎:「挖~~~~~我果然不是你親生的!!!!!
謝謝你多年來的養育之恩!!」(奪門而出)
虎爸:囧
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菊姊:*囧*
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