[耍冷] 我把蕭薔的汁弄出來了啦！

看板joke作者 (花的姿態)時間17年前 (2006/09/28 08:45), 編輯推噓46(47推 1噓 13→)
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大學時有個室友是山東人， 老是操著一口標準的山東腔。 一天早上，我正在廁所洗臉準備要去上課， 我那室友正在看電視， 突然聽到我那山東室友用極其標準的山東腔大叫： 「蕭薔！蕭薔！啊啊～蕭薔啊～」 我就在想，奇怪了，阿你是是沒有看過蕭薔喔，亂叫一通。 過了一下又大叫， 「啊～啊～蕭薔～ 喔～」 突然他衝進廁所， 我下了一跳說，你幹麻啦！ 山東室友氣喘吁吁的說： 「我把蕭薔的汁弄出來了啦！」說完就衝進去。 我心裡暗幹一聲， 喵的！早上看什麼Ａ片， 不怕虛脫喔！ 說著我就想到他電腦那裡看看， 到底蕭薔的A片是怎樣的， 於是就朝他那裡一看..... 幹！ 一隻被踩扁的蟑螂躺在地上抽續著...... (完) -- 我的部落格： http://blog.yam.com/firemagicer 呱嘰咕機，我們做個朋友吧。 http://www.wretch.cc/album/firemagicer -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.111.122.34
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09/28 08:57, , 1F
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09/28 09:00, , 2F
喔~那應該是蕭薔的美奶汁，五樓有喝過..
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09/28 09:02, , 3F
幫蓋
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09/28 09:05, , 4F
蕭薔的美奶汁，五樓有喝過......
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09/28 09:22, , 5F
40年酒釀美汁
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/28 09:33, , 7F
蕭薔 蕭薔 你怎麼了蕭薔，蕭薔你不能死阿
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09/28 09:52, , 8F
蕭薔你不能死阿~
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09/28 09:58, , 9F
俺把蕭薔的汁搞出來了~這樣比較"山東"吧XD
09/28 09:58, 9F
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09/28 09:59, , 10F
俺把蕭薔的汁洗出來了~這樣比較"山東"吧XD
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09/28 10:30, , 11F
把蕭薔的汁洗出來勒~這樣比較"山東"吧XD
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09/28 10:47, , 12F
一整個就是無言到爆笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDD我笑歪了....本週最好笑
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我笑了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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09/28 13:13, , 24F
笑死XDDDD
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09/28 13:19, , 25F
good job XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/28 13:29, , 27F
一整個就是無言到爆笑
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09/28 13:41, , 28F
XDDDDDDD太好笑了啦
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09/28 13:49, , 29F
好笑XD
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09/28 13:59, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/28 14:16, , 31F
一開始就猜到 笑不出來了= =
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09/28 14:25, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/28 14:42, , 33F
笑不出來加1 標題改一下比較好
09/28 14:42, 33F
噓
09/28 14:48, , 34F
原po在唬爛,因蟑螂的山東決不是那麼講,吹牛要打草稿啊
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09/28 15:37, , 35F
噗哈哈XDDDDDDD 樓上新警察嗎 他室友是說"小強"
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09/28 16:42, , 36F
哈哈哈 好笑 樓樓上真新手~"~
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唔~~~被噓了耶= =~~~
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09/28 17:33, , 38F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我快笑翻了
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09/28 17:36, , 39F
笑不出來+1 ...........................
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09/28 17:43, , 40F
呱嘰咕機，我們做個朋友吧。
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑一場了起來 XD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDD 好笑+1
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XDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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看到就猜到。XD
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XDD
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XDDDD
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哩金變態(￣□￣|||)a
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDD
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我笑翻了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我居然笑了~而且笑翻了XDDDD
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10/28 20:50, , 60F
這是唬爛的>""< 小強的山東話念法是 小ㄎㄧㄤˊ
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樓上才是唬爛＝　＝　山東話根本不是小　ㄎㄧㄤˊ
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