[創作] 這才是好老爸
老公下班回家後發現從房間傳來小孩的哭聲與太太的叫罵聲
護子心切的老公馬上衝進房間要拯救他的孩子
一進房間 映入眼廉的是愛妻拿著掃把以及一個已經哭的不成人形的孩子
老公:"親愛的~ 不要這麼生氣嘛~ 有什麼事要把小孩打成這樣呢?"
老婆:"我每次叫他吃晚飯要專心~ 他都不聽話~ 今天還把電視打開來看!"
老公:"親愛的~ 讓小孩看看電視沒關係啊~ 只要不是去看什麼智缺新聞就好"
老婆:"可是.............."
老公:"親愛的~ 之後交給我處理吧..." "孩子乖~ 不要哭了~ 有把拔在~"
小孩:"嗚... 嗚..." Q_Q
老公:"好啦 不要哭了 有把拔在 沒人可以欺負你.."
小孩:"恩~ 恩~~"(大心)^_^
老公:"寶貝乖~ 跟把拔聊聊今天看了什麼電視啊~"
小孩:"我今天看ㄌ那ㄍ超帥的伍伍溜溜主持ㄉ完全愚垃~ 好好笑~" ^O^
老公:"X的!! 老婆..... 球棒在哪裡...."
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