[轉錄]好想哭喔
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]
作者: bluejerry (jerry) 看板: Hate
標題: 好想哭喔
時間: Wed Jun 1 17:51:19 2005
這是我同學的遭遇 真的很心酸
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相信很多男生都有和我一樣的經驗
每次上成人網看A圖 看到不錯的就會另存起來
然後放到某個秘密資料夾裡頭
(通常會偽裝成"期中考"或是"作業")
抓圖的步驟就是將滑鼠的游標移到要抓的圖上按右鍵
然後選擇"另存圖片" 再把圖片存到秘密資料夾裡
每次無聊的時候 總會抓個幾十張 來耗時間
就在剛剛 暗戀已久的學妹來到宿舍找我
在音樂的掩蓋下我沒聽見敲門聲
於是學妹在我毫無心理準備下就把門打開了
正在享受著在台灣XX網上抓A圖的樂趣的我
差點沒被這突如其來的造訪給嚇死
不過我可是見過大風浪的人
就在學妹走過來的同時
我臨危不亂的把螢幕上a網的分頁給關了
然後留下bbs的分頁
完美的偽裝成自己一直在打b
學妹走到我旁邊說要跟我借電腦要抓檔案
我當然爽快的答應了
然後我把kkman關掉了
於是 .... 慘劇就發生了 ....
沙鍋大的菊花你看過沒 ....
就在我的電腦螢幕上
出現了一個穿著丁字褲的洋妞的菊花特寫
馬的 就在剛剛學妹進來的時候
我斗了一下 就是那一下
讓我從"另存檔案" 選成 "設為桌面底色圖案"
學妹走了 一句話也沒說 ...
螢幕上的洋妞對著我笑 彷彿在嘲笑我一般
而從菊花不斷湧出的水就像我的眼淚一樣
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