[轉錄] 陰道被偷了

看板joke作者 (空 白)時間19年前 (2005/05/31 19:50), 編輯推噓12(12推 0噓 20→)
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作者 Toysoldier () 看板 Hate 標題 幹，陰道被偷了！！ 時間 Tue May 31 19:19:28 2005 ─────────────────────────────────────── 幹，兩天前朋友生日我還很靦腆((欸我才剛十八..))的走去 情色用品店花兩千五買了個充氣娃娃送他，幹，結果現在錢 還沒收齊放在學校娃娃的陰道被偷了！幹！留下一個氣球給 我朋友幹嘛！機巴咧，幹，偷陰道的LP用到爛，最好是永遠 拔不出來，幹！ -- 　　　 「寬恕罪人是上帝的工作。 而我的工作則是安排他們見面。」 http://www.wretch.cc/album/Abdiel ---丹佐華盛頓 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.41.111
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XD
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笑到翻掉
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哈哈哈哈 你用蒟蒻拼一下吧
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XD
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推蒟蒻= =
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XD
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我笑瘋了
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真神奇...
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幹 超好洨的XDDDD
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超氣的..那娃娃下面就一大片空白.....
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呃~好恐怖
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龜頭鈕來鈕去好幾掰喔
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豬肉湊著用吧... 逃
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XD
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可是為什麼剩一個氣球阿@@?
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樓上........................
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圖勒(伸)
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就剩下價值不到五百塊的氣球人偶....
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用香蕉皮啦 XD
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喔...懂了 (恍然大悟)
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香蕉皮太滑了 XD
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XD
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裝支老二上去阿
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XDDDDDDD
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╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯
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去生鮮超市買鮑魚川燙三分鐘應急啊
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噗..
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XDDDDD
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幫你集氣 希望那個小偷因此得菜花
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太扯了啦... 有你的...
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幫你集氣，祝那小偷小GG破皮爛掉╰(‵皿′＊)╯
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讓小偷想UP都沒辦法UP.....
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蒟蒻頂著先吧XD
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這大概是今天最有笑點的一個黑特文......
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有好笑到XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幹超猛的
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可以m吧 XDDDDDD
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它就整個把人工陰道拆下來．．．看到超傻．．
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幹,好好笑
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那應該算消耗品吧?回去問問老闆有沒有單賣比較快
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幹 祝小偷因此得菜花
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哈哈 可以轉就可了
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笑了
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XDDDDDDDDDd
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幹...太好笑了...哈哈~~~~
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ＬＪ吧　！！！　ＬＰ要怎麼塞進去啊？
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XD
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樓上頗有建設性啊 買個OGC套裝進去......
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XDDD 居然有人偷這東西
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借轉就可
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最可怕的是過幾天以後又還回來了...
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樓上猛OTZ
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XDDDD
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哈哈哈XD
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XDDDD
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先大笑三聲
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哈哈哈哈...
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XD
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這篇集合了西斯、黑特、就可於一身啊！
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下面沒有了
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這篇讚阿 三位一體
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"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME~~~~~"
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"(用手一指) my first period..."
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