Re: [徵求]英文笑話 懸賞500p
※ 引述《Tranquilla (Latte + 菸)》之銘言:
: 今天要上台報告 莫名其妙的規則
: 要講英文笑話...(全英文版本唷~)
: 我爬了文 只找到Joking is my sister那一篇
: 拜請拜請 各位就可的強者 提供我英文笑話吧!!!
: 不見得要簡短 但是要聽來易懂 講了沒人反應也很尷尬= =
: 採用的 雙手獻上稅前五百批
: 幫幫忙 急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急~
A classical one:
Bush got something wrong with his brain, and he went to see a doctor.
After the medical examination, the doctor told him:
"Bad news, Mr. President. Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left!"
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