[笑話] 祖父跟猴子
op就op吧 <( ̄▽ ̄)>
一個男子靠賣草帽維生
一天帶著一堆草帽,賣到一半,就在樹下休息....睡著了
醒來一看,糟了!有隻猴子把他的帽子都拿到樹上去玩了
只剩他頭上自己戴的一頂
怎麼辦呢?
他忽然靈機一動,想到猴子不是都很愛模仿人嗎....
於是他就站起來,跳一下
果然猴子也在樹上跳一下
他又拍拍手
猴子也拍拍手
他就把頭上的草帽拿起來往地上扔
猴子果然也把草帽通通往地上扔
順利的撿回來了....
事隔多年
他的孫子繼承家傳,也在賣草帽
他就把這故事說給孫子聽....
某天,孫子也賣到一半,在樹下睡著了
醒來~草帽又被猴子偷上樹去玩了!
他想起祖父的故事....
站起來跳一跳
猴子也跳一跳
拍拍手
猴子也拍拍手
拿起草帽往地上扔
猴子衝下樹,給他一個巴掌!
猴子:哼,你以為只有你有爺爺嗎!
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